Kittens. They're cute and cuddly and sweet. But I have a theory. Now bare with me on this rabbit hole journey, people, because I think I have a good case.
I think Kittens are Gremlins... Well, maybe more to the point: they are like Gremlins. I've never been a huge cat person mainly because they are disgusting creatures, but I promise this bias has not factored into my thought process.
Here's my case: Kittens are like Gremlins. Why? Well because they start out cute and morph into a spawn of demon. It may not be due to eating after midnight like Gizmo, but it's true. The species has evolved this survival technique over a millennium. You make your young cute and cuddly so that the humans get a false sense of security and then once they hit adulthood, 'BAM'!!! You hit them with the destructive, stinky, yowling mess that you are. And every once in a while you hit them with a dose of cute again by rolling onto your back and swaying your head back and forth.
(in my defense someone else suggested I blog about kittens and this is what came of that so if you want their name to yell, just fb me, lol)
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