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I know this is probably redundant, but I just thought it would be neat to put the last few days worth of tweets all together in one post... just because I need a filler, lol.  Read from the bottom up for chronological order or be a rebel and start from the top.  I promise the next post will be of substance. Maybe

 

 7/7/11

Wow that door was a dirty skank

Mesquito bite on my finger, ouch!

 

Thank u 'Wipeout', u make a bad day good

 

Sunday School teacher: What were the Phoenicians famous for? Student: Blinds.

 

I don't find being kicked or kneed n the family jewels very funny Safe Auto

 

I've takin many a whore bath n my day

 

Go out 2day and preach the gospel... And if u must, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

 

I LOVE how these jeans make me look

 

7/6/11

I just stubbed my toe while tripping up the stairs

 

This nonfat yogurt from Aldi ain't 2 bad

 

Working Thur and Fri, woot woot!

 

I believe nose hair grows faster than fingernails... But I'm not a scientist

 

There's 4 cardinals n the back yard... 5 more and we got a team

 

Turkey bacon!

 

I'm n the business of makin memories

 

I'll tell ya right now I could never b a preacher/pastor. The sermons and what not would b fine. It's the 24/7 availability people expect

 

Tryin my hardest 2 get comfortable... It ain't happenin

 

7/5/11

Wanting 2 get married has nothing 2 do with the gay marriage issue. It's the knowledge that we can do so when we finally find that person

 

I'm not taking any excuses this week

 

Certain people don't text me like they use 2. Not even 4 huge things

 

It's 80 degrees n here... That's warm.

 

I'm an adult I can have multiple after dinner snacks

 

This whole darn world's goin crazy, but a ho's gotta keep a schedule

 

I need 2 google the term 'to plank' bcuz all sorts of inappropriate meanings r bouncyin around my head and I would like 2 use it correctly

 

This peach tea is amazing! #saidlikeOprah

 

Woman walkin down the street pushing a stroller with a dog on a leash and talkin on her cell phone. All at the same time. #overachiever

 

Having mexicano pork chop leftovers

 

Oh! eww his fingers got cut off

 

Horses make me nervous

 

Y she's no bigger than a corn nugget

 

I regret little, but sometimes I wish I had a diff life

 

O I can't wait 4 pasta on Fri. O yeah excited 4 the Cards game 2

 

There's other stuff goin on

 

I don't wanna get up

 

7/4/11

That's like the 4th skunk I've smelled 2day

 

I was just about out...

 

Some people can't stand a quiet car ride. I am not 1 of those people

 

Skunk

 

That's like 3 levels of pigs n that truck

 

Is this fog or firework smoke on 55?

 

Idk if I can go 2 bed smellin of bug spray #orkinman

 

A fun 4th of July. Possibly the best so far that I've been alive 4 at least

 

Sometimes I feel bad bcuz I don't feel bad.

 

OMW I'm tryin my hardest 2 b a Thumper, but my tongue is so sore from biting it so much

 

I really get nervous when people text or talk on the phone while driving

 

Bridge

 

It's a little smokey

 

From what I could c of the casino's fireworks those people know how 2 do it

 

Baby, ur a firework!

 

I don't know which way 2 look!

 

7 diff displays from our vantage point

 

I'm officialy 80... I just bent over and a fart escaped.

 

Fireworks soon!

 

Playin Phase 10 and not winning

 

Playin Pit on the 4th of July

 

The house is talking

 

It's starting 2 get 2 where 5 min n2 any car ride I'm dizzy and naseated no matter where I'm sitting...

 

Was goin 4 a red, white, and blue outfit, but the shirt shrunk so went with camo shorts and pez tee. That's America with a country slant.

 

I felt very patriotic taking my shower n the stars and stripes themed bathroom this morn. Wanted 2 do a baton act, but couldn't find 1.

 

4 the love of Peter, Paul and Mary that hurts!