I'm going to start doing crunches. Not the Doritos kind, but the sweaty ones. Why Chris, you may ask, waste your time when you are already perfect and handsome? Because I'm not a Greek God. I'm more of an Indian God (the red dot ones, not the feather hat ones). I know I'm never gonna be a Greek God or even ripped enough to not need a washing machine, but I do know I need to get rid of my gut. Yeah, I have one. Trust me on this. So on top of eating better I'm going to do crunches. Why crunches? Man you people are nosey.
Well I'm not athletic and hate running. I tried it once, lasted a day. I also don't care about weight lifting or being flexible. Plus all those options are in public... I have always wanted to do the P90X stuff, but that costs money. I did hear about a workout DVD called 'Body Gospel', but that seems weird to me. What happens if during church service a song that is on that DVD, of which I've worked out to, is played? I can already see myself automatically starting to do lunges or leg lifts out of habit!
I'm not sure what the ultimate goal with this is. Maybe just to lose the weight because I don't need to do it just too feel good about myself. I'm never going to be comfortable taking my shirt off in public or in private. But maybe I can make some extra income in Illinois.
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