Well really it's Chris, but some in the church apparently think I look like a Mike. At least 2 different people have called me Mike. I didn't feel bad the first time it happened because the individual calling me Mike is mentally unstable so I just went with it. I can't use that excuse for the second one... So I may just change my name to Mike. Or Patrick. I've been called Patrick as well. I definitely know I don't look like a Patrick.
Bob, aka unstable mental guy, called me Mike for over a month. (of course Bob isn't his actual name and on the several occasions that I couldn't dodge him I didn't want to call him by his actual name either) I'm not sure where he got Mike from. If you ask him I told him and every once in awhile he has to call me out and basically call me a liar. Which I'm not. Why would I tell him a fictional name when I know I'll see him again in public? He even came to my place of employment and kept repeating my made up name. He was badgering a manager and teasing me with her. I think he said something about making Mike work harder. She had this look on her face and pointed at me stating, 'You mean Chris over there?'. Everyone else around me was so confused and once he left I had to explain myself to them. Yeah, I laughed about that for the next hour.
So once he found out my real name wasn't Mike he proceeded to tell on me to the pastor of the church. He even asked my aunt, with me standing there, what she called me. Once he left I had to explain the whole thing to her as well. I suppose there are worse names I could be called so I won't complain too much.
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